Harry Styles walked into a gym and made everyone forget they had anywhere else to be.
The video for “Dance No More” — the third visual from his critically acclaimed new album Kiss All the Time. Disco, Occasionally. — directed by Colin Solal Cardo, opens exactly like that. Harry strolls in, grabs the mic, and proceeds to do what can only be described as getting funky. Capital F.
His falsetto fills the room. Then he turns his back to the crowd and pops his ass like Twerk Team circa 2010. You had to be there.
He turns back, licks the mic — yes, licks it — and hands it off to some guy in the crowd like a king passing the scepter. Casual. Unbothered. Iconic.
Then he walks up the aisle, peels off his white blazer, and the whole room loses its mind. Willing to bet money it’s those retro shorts.
What follows is a full-on, Thriller-esque group dance routine where the crowd joins in like they’ve been rehearsing for this moment their whole lives. Because honestly? They have.
The whole thing feels like a church service for people who only worship good music. And “Dance No More” delivers exactly that — heaven-sent, groove-first, no notes. Just don’t tell LaRussell.
This is the third video off Kiss All the Time. Disco, Occasionally., and if this is what the album era looks like visually, Harry is not here to play games. He’s here to run them.
Together, Together Residency And Tour Info
And speaking of running things — Harry is about to take over the world (literally). Next week he kicks off the Together, Together residency, a seven-city, 67-stop global run promoted by Live Nation. We’re talking Amsterdam, London, São Paulo, Mexico City, New York, Melbourne, and Sydney from May through December. Thirty shows at Madison Square Garden. A twelve-night run at Wembley Stadium. Special guests including Robyn, Shania Twain, Fcukers, Jorja Smith, Jamie xx, Fousheé, and Skye Newman.
Oh, and somewhere in between releasing critically praised albums and headlining multiple continents, Harry also got engaged to Zoë Kravitz. Just a little thing.
No notes. No notes at all.
